trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

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"Some infinities are bigger than other infinities."

John Green (The Fault in Our Stars)

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radtracks:

all of me // john legend

my head’s underwater
but i’m breathing fine
you’re crazy and i’m out of my mind

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burgrs:

what’s it called when u have friends but ur still lonely

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saltedvagina:

it’s destiny’s child

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not destiny’s children

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