bunnyhoodlum:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

(Source: molgera, via milk-and-ice)

"Just fucking tell her. Right now. This is your sign."

(via fawun)

(Source: aureate-dwale, via milk-and-ice)

"Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him."

cuntphrase:

unpopularqueen:

I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH

are those street names for drugs

(via arose186)

"You won’t do our things with another girl, or say the same things, will you?"

A Farewell to Arms (Ernest Hemingway)

(Source: wordsthat-speak, via loewengesicht)